Do you know any funny stories about John?

theheirsofdurin:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Official Teaser Trailer [x]

happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

surprisebitch:

finally.. selena learned how to love herself

surprisebitch:

finally.. selena learned how to love herself

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lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

otisthecorgi:

Otis REALLY enjoys his post-bath dry-off.

andthepursuitofhappinesss:

All I want is a super stylish, classy gf

andthepursuitofhappinesss:

All I want is a super stylish, classy gf

wedidthetimewarpagain:

she wears short skirts

i wear nothing because i am the disembodied incorporeal form

she’s a flapper

i am the eyes of T. J. Eckelburg

I am never buying clothes online from forever 21 ever again this was really disappointing

thehomonextdoor:

this is the cutest and i will never get over it no matter how many times i see it

thehomonextdoor:

this is the cutest and i will never get over it no matter how many times i see it

kittykatfromhell:

THIS IS SO CUTE

kittykatfromhell:

THIS IS SO CUTE